My First Loves Weed and Dark Romance Sticker for Smut Readers Who Love Their Books Spicy and Their Joints Even Hotter

🔥💚 The first time you fell in love wasn’t with a person—it was with a spicy hardcover and a smooth hit off a joint.
This 2.75" x 2.5" laminated and waterproof sticker pays tribute to your real origin story: one dark romance novel and one perfect puff at a time.
With a grinning little joint, a weed leaf, and a “Dark Romance” book that’s surely banned in at least three states, this is the ultimate declaration of priorities.
Stick it to your Kindle case, stash box, or journal—wherever your heart’s true desires live.
Laminated ✅ Waterproof ✅