If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories Waterproof Sticker | Fitness Humor Vinyl | 2.5"x2" | Laptop Yeti Stanley Cooler+

🔥 THE WORKOUT WE ALL DESERVE! 🔥

Lament the unfairness of metabolism with this hilarious waterproof sticker expressing the ultimate fitness wish - "IF ONLY SARCASM BURNED CALORIES" - because we'd all be supermodels if wit counted as exercise!

✨ STICKER DETAILS:
• 100% waterproof vinyl
• Premium die-cut design with wavy border and star decorations
• UV-resistant (won't fade in sunlight)
• Size: 2.5"x2"

😏 Perfect for decorating water bottles, laptops, gym bags, refrigerators, planners, or anywhere that combines your love of snark with your theoretical interest in fitness!

🌟 This high-quality sticker features bold, chunky typography arranged in four lines with small star decorations placed around the edges - ideal for sarcasm enthusiasts, gym avoiders, and anyone who's ever wished their sharp tongue could contribute to their physical fitness!

✨ Made with durable vinyl that stands up to water, weather, and everyday use - this witty observation will continue to justify your exercise avoidance through all your daily interactions!

I'd be an Olympic athlete if eye-rolling counted as cardio! 🙄💪