If It Requires Pants Then No Waterproof Sticker | Humor Quote Vinyl | 2.5"x2.25" | Laptop Yeti Stanley Cooler+

👖 THE ULTIMATE COMFORT POLICY! 👖

Establish your participation criteria with this hilarious waterproof sticker declaring your non-negotiable boundary - "IF IT REQUIRES PANTS THEN NO" - because life's too short for uncomfortable clothing requirements!

✨ STICKER DETAILS:
• 100% waterproof vinyl
• Premium die-cut design with decorative stars
• UV-resistant (won't fade in sunlight)
• Size: 2.5"x2.25"

🛋️ Perfect for decorating water bottles, laptops, planners, bedroom doors, home office supplies, or anywhere that communicates your comfort-first philosophy!

🌟 This high-quality sticker features playful, slightly psychedelic typography with decorative star elements around the word "PANTS" - ideal for homebodies, remote workers, comfort enthusiasts, and anyone who prioritizes loungewear over formal attire!

✨ Made with durable vinyl that stands up to water, weather, and everyday use - this comfort manifesto will continue to explain your participation preferences through all your social invitations!

My dress code is simple: if elastic isn't involved, I'm not interested! 👖🙅♀️