Funny Coffee Vinyl Sticker Die Cut Waterproof Skull Decal for Laptop Planner Water Bottle Gift Coworker Caffeine Rage Quote

☕💢 For the caffeine-possessed and rage-fueled, this one’s for you.

This 3" x 2.5" die cut vinyl sticker features a gloriously unhinged skull and the very clear warning:

"Touch my coffee... I will drink it from your skull."

Printed on high-quality vinyl and professionally laminated, it’s made to survive life’s messes, from spilled espresso to microwave meltdowns. Waterproof, durable, and sassy enough to get you reported to HR (again).

Perfect for your laptop, planner, water bottle, coffee machine, or any other surface that needs a shot of chaotic caffeine energy.

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